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Moris non so se c'e'e gia' un thread dove mettere i link piu' curiosi, utili o divertenti sull'Irlanda quindi lo metto qua, questo lo troverete sicuramente divertente e nello spirito piu' irlandese che ci sia :

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Ma voi milanesi sapevate dell'impresa di questi vostri concittadini ? Io l'ho appresa oggi dal sito segnalato da Sean...

An Italian couple have been arrested after refusing to stop having sex in a public swimming pool in Milan. The couple had only just met at the pool and the local caretaker had to call the police.

restando sull'argomento sex e ritornando in Irlanda :

Court appearance for students caught shagging on Croke Park pitch
Sinead Duffy and John Clarke, two twenty-something students, scaled the fence of the 80,000 capacity Croke Park GAA Stadium in Dublin so they could romp in the centre of the pitch the night before the Clare-Kilkenny hurling final, in September.

Woman nets €318,000 payout for smelly toilet

A woman who claimed she was gassed by noxious fumes in a university toilet settled her case for almost €318,000. Dr. Natasha Khursigara said she was "assailed by a very pungent odour" when she went into the ladies' bathroom at Trinity College Dublin.



Cork man robbed again for the 11th time in Dublin

Unlucky Michael Harrington yesterday Vowed not to quit Dublin despite being mugged ELEVEN times in the city. The attacks have spanned 18 years and on every occasion Michael, 45, has been robbed of his watch and cash.

Ryanair refuse to let 81-year old potential terrorist fly.

A pensioner was refused a flight with Ryanair because he failed a strict anti-terror check - despite producing SIX types of ID. War veteran Bob Renshaw, 81, paid €130 to fly from Bournemouth, England, to see his son in County Wicklow - but he didn't get past check-in.

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magari questo potrebbe andare anche nell'altro thread :Rabbia

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Ferrari look to Dublin's Northside for new pit crew.




In a press conference yesterday, Ross Brawn confirmed that Ferrari had fired their entire pit crew. The announcement was followed by Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the Irish Governments "Back To Work Scheme" and hired unemployed youths from Finglas and Ballymun.


The decision to hire them was brought on by a documentary on how unemployed youths from the Northside were able to remove a set of car wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with all the mod con tools.
This was thought to be an excellent yet bold move by Ferrari management, as most races are won and lost in the pits, they would have an advantage over every team.

However Ferraris expectations were easily exceeded, as during the first practice session with the new Dublin crew, not only did they change the tyres in under six seconds but within twenty seconds they had the car resprayed, rebadged and sold to the McLaren Team for four dozen cans of Dutch Gold lager.

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Carino!

Paddy and Paddy , two Irishmen, went out one day and each bought a pig.
When they got home, Paddy turned to Paddy and said, "Paddy, me ol' mate, how we gonna tell who owns which fookin pig?"

Paddy says "Well Paddy, I'll cut one a ta' ears off my fookin pig, and
ten we can tell 'em apart"
"Ah tat'd be grand" says Paddy.
This worked fine until a couple of weeks later when Paddy stormed into the house.
"Paddy" he said "Your fookin pig has chewed the ear offa my fookin pig.
Now we got two fookin pigs with on one ear each. How we gonna tell who owns which fookin pig?"
"Well Paddy" said Paddy "I'll cut ta other ear off my fookin pig. Ten we'll av two fookin pigs and only one of them will avan ear"

"Ah tat'd be grand" says Paddy.

Again this worked fine until a couple of weeks later when Paddy again
stormed into the house.
"Paddy" he said "Your fookin pig has chewed the other ear offa my fookin pig. Now we got two fookin pigs with no fookin ears!" "How we gonna tell who owns which fookin pig?"
"Ah tis is serious, Paddy" said Paddy "I'll tell ya what I'll do. I'll
cut ta tail offa my fookin pig, ten we'll av two fookin pigs with no fookin ears and only one fookin tail."

"Ah tat'd be grand" says Paddy.
Another couple of weeks went by, and you guessed it, Paddy stormed into the house once more.

"paddy!" shouted paddy "your fookin pig has chewed the fookin tail offa
my fookin pig and now we got tow fookin pigs with no fookin ears and no fookin tails !! how the fook are we ever gonna fookin tell 'em apart?!"
"ah fook it!" says paddy "how's about you have the black one, and i'll
have the white one."

Sean, enjoy the craic